Gull Juan is a gentleman, a player, a ladies’ man - and he knows it. Gull Juan is a proud gull, and an entertainer of women, he likes to impress the ladies by pooping on all and everything; to mark his territory. But being a ladies’ man and a gentleman, you can't poop on the ladies! That would not be dignified or chivalrous and if he were to accidentally poop on a woman he would choose death over dishonor and a life of shame. His main objective therefore when pooping is to avoid the sweet ladies. Ladies want a man who can hit his mark but not them!
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